Beware of that international ring of hair thieves

Xiao Hong spent a while growing her hair. Unfortunately, she then went shopping. The mall was crowded. Clearly, someone in the mall did not find what they were looking for. Or maybe they did, I don't know.

What I do know is they apparently had a pair of hair clippers with them and they weren't afraid to use them. 

So Hong had to report the theft of her hair. From her head. 

Sometimes there simply is no way to make things funnier.