Inspector: "Nice looking road."
Builder:"Thank you. Meeting another one just like it."
(Inspector turns, looks, sees no other road)
Inspector:"Where? It looks like you are done here."
Builder: "We are done. We just missed connecting with the other road."
Inspector: "Just missed? I don't even see the other road. Where is it?"
Builder:"They ended about 5 miles over there."
So later the inspector goes to a second job.
Inspector:"Nice looking tunnel."
Builder:"Thank you."
Inspector: "What is it for?"
Builder:"For trucks. We built this tunnel just for trucks to alleviate traffic."
Inspector get out tape measure. Measures it. "Uh, Mr. Builder...do you realize how tall this tunnel is?"
Builder: "10 feet"*
Inspector: "Are you aware trucks are 11 feet tall?"
Builder:"Yes."
Inspector: "So how will that work?"
Same country:
Inspector:"Nice looking tunnel."
Builder: "Thanks, just finished it."
Inspector" What is it for?"
Builder" Trains"
Inspector pulls out tape measure. Measures.
Builder" 10' high, just like we planned it."
Inspector: "Isn't it unfortunate trains are 11' tall?"
Wow, that is some pretty good planning. And it isn't even done in the US!
* Heights are made up
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Well, I am disavowing the 2% of my DNA that is Polish now...
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