What? Huh? Beg Pardon?

Phones a a marvelous tool, a fine invention, and very helpful.

And if you are the type of person who makes person to person calls and choose to use speakerphone, think about it for a second; there is an echo behind you, you are hard to hear, and you sound like you are shouting when you talk to me...and you are still hard to hear.

Open memo to people who use speakerphones on person to person calls: You, sir, are a jackass.