What was that number again?

I am an unabashed, unashamed fan of the Darwin Awards. Yes, it is sick but I do find something extremely funny about people who decide to see what a stick of dynamite will do but forget to roll down the windows before they throw it. I wasn't at that funeral and it is probably a good thing because I would have been laughing.

I also laugh at criminals who write demand notes on their own deposit slip, leave their wallet, agree when asked for id and so forth. Seriously, if you are that stupid then maybe crime is not your forte. You might spend more time behind bars than in them spending your ill-gotten gains...you might not even ill get them to have them as ill-gotten, so no gains for you.

Anyhow, dumb jokes aside...ah, who am I kidding, dumb jokes are my forte...there is one thing I think would be even funnier. What if some criminal went to rob a place but the person he wanted to rob wasn't there...so he left a phone number so when the shop owner who had the safe combo came in they could call the guy to come rob the safe? It would be even funnier if he left TWO numbers...