Things to do before brain surgery

5) Make sure the dude doing the operation has a license.

4) Make sure the physician...and being politically correct, dude or dudette is a better appellation I suppose...make sure they are smarter than you prior to the surgery.

3) Make sure the surgery location is stable

2) Make sure you NEED brain surgery

1) Make sure the physician drops by to pick up a Bosch cordless drill just in case he loses electricity but still wants to put a hole in your dome.

1 comment:

Riot Kitty said...

This part was the sickest:
Mr Marsh attached medical drill bits to the Bosch but admitted the operation was not comfortable for his patient - saying Ukranians could bear it because they were tough.