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Top 5 things Spitzer could have done with his money instead of hiring a local prostitute

5) Gone to New Amsterdam. It is legal there.

4) Purchased a blow-up doll. They don't talk. Or charge.

3) Visited prison unescorted.

2) Had a closed door meeting with Larry Craig.

1) Purchased a piece of outdoor furniture.

Though I must admit...when this numbskull had sex with a table that is NOT what I had in mind. Not that I ever spent a lot of time considering the mechanics of having sex with a piece of furniture...guess I don't have enough time on my hands. Meanwhile, got to go....I hear a chair calling me.