A typical day in the life of a Wisconsin Family

It might be cheesy, and I wasn't there to verify it, but I imagine the conversation went something like...this


Peter: "Daughter, get out here."
Girl: "What's up, Dad?"
Peter: "Look at the mess your pet goats made! Complete slobs!"
Girl: "I am calling Mom!"
Mom: "Hello?"
Girl: "Hi, mom. Dad wants to talk to you."
Peter: "Woman, Bring me some beer."
Mom: "What? No. Get it yourself."

BOOM! BOOM!

Mom gets home, checks out the yard, finds Peter did the only thing he could when he told her to get him a beer and he didn't...he shot one of the pet goats.

Sounds reasonable to me...