Advertising your stupidity

Some people are really stupid. Take, for example, the girl who wanted a Chinese character tattoo, then found out it wasn't exactly what she thought it was...she probably felt pretty sharp.

I mean, seriously...if you were going to have something (theoretically) permanently imprinted on your skin, wouldn't you want to be pretty certain that A) it was something you would always be proud of, and B) that you personally knew EXACTLY what they were tattooing? I mean, it isn't just this girl...a while ago I wrote about the Brazilian soccer fan who went to the wrong tattooer who happened to support a rival team so instead of tattooing the guys' team name on his back, the dude inked in a penis. I bet that is some "art" he was proud to show off. Or take the son of a coworker who had a tattoo put on his back pointing at his butt and saying "Exit Only". Yes, when you are 40 you will be REAL proud of that one!

But at least he knew what he had inked in. It isn't like he had the wrong Chinese character put on him. After all, that could only happen once. It isn't as if some other guy had himself inked up 26 years ago with his name, only to find out for 26 years he had been showing off an ad for Coca Cola....

And proving his intellect, Vince plans to replace it with something he obviously knows a lot about. Japanese characters. Well done, Vince, you genius you. Go have a Coke and a smile.