Dumb, Dumber, and downright stupid

Sometimes you know you are dealing with the hyper intelligent members of society. It might be because of what they say (any politician during the elections), what they do (idiotic sports fans killing, maiming, and castrating each other), or how they make money. So for your entertainment and edification, here are the top three ways to prove you are an idiot by how you make money:

3) Make $5000.00 by robbing a bank using your own check to write the demand note.
Oh, sure, he blacked out his name...though it was still legible...but dude...you do realize what those numbers are on the bottom of your check, write? One is w routing number so they know where to find you...the other is your account number so they know who you are...

2) Make $6-7000 by using your bankbook when robbing a bank.
Because, you know, when you are on tape using your bankbook and leave it behind, the odds of getting caught within 90 minutes are not good at all.... *eye roll*

1) Make $22,000 by robbing a bank with a note that has your address on the back.


This is number 1 for 2 reasons. First off, she made 3 - 4 times as much as the other entrepreneurs in our study. Second, she at least made sure her identification was on the BACK of the document she was using. Who knows, had she not left the note behind, the police might not even have beaten her home...