The top 5 Reasons not to live with your ex-wife

5) One assumes you got divorced because, oh, I don't know....maybe you didn't get along?

4) Makes it hard to find a new love of your life. You know, you have a nice dinner, come back to your domicile to catch a few minutes of tv or something, and there is your ex...

3) You still get to take out the garbage and it still doesn't mean anything

2) 2 people, 1 house, 1 kitchen, cooking for one. Enough said.

1) Someday you might get drunk while sitting their watching television and she might set fire to your penis