Top 3 Ways to get a free ride home

3) Hit a ride on a freight train. Sure, it is dangerous and illegal, you could be killed, and it only goes where the track goes...but it is free. What is a little danger next to the savings?

2) Hitchhike. Sure, it is dangerous and, in some places, illegal, but hey...it is free!

1) Find the police and confess to a murder that you did not commit in your home village. Sure, it is illegal, the fine will probably cost you more than if you just worked for a few days to earn the money...but it will get you there quickly. Bonus points if it turns out the person you cofessed to murdering turns out to have died of natural causes...

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