It is my duty to avoid duties!

I have been doing a fair amount of traveling lately...certainly more than anticipated. To some extent I enjoy it but I have to admit...I worry. Mostly about weights. Did I overpack my luggage? Are they going to charge me exorbitant fees because my bag is overweight?

Now, some would say there are ways around this. Take 2 smaller pieces of luggage instead of 1, distribute the weight between them, for example. Or weight them on a scale before getting to the airport. Or, if I really worry about the fees, I can just follow precedent and wear over 100 articles of clothing at once...