A case of bad timing

Heads bent low over desks as the students worked at their tests. It was a tough test on phsyiology and confidence was not particularly high. Sweat beaded the brow as they puzzled out potential answers and deciphered the best way to navigate through a profusion of difficult questions.

But as difficult as the test was it could not compare for what happened in the middle portion. Suddenly the doors swung open, armed men entered and student Georghe Dimitrov found himself under arrest.

Seems George did not think he would do well on his test so he "borrowed" his Dad's Walkie-talkies and had a buddy sit in the bathroom reading off the answers to the test questions. It was a pretty good idea in one respect...his Dad's job as a secret agent gave him access to a communications device unlikely to be discovered by the school authorities. In fact, his cheating might have gone undiscovered if those same walkie-talkies weren't on the same channel the Secret Service agents guarding George Bush were using.

On the bright side George will not be charged with terrorism for deliberately attempting to disrupt security communications. On the dark side...he failed the test.