Top 5 ways to show your love

5) Jump off a bridge into ice cold water on your first date.

4) Hack off your ring finger because it has your wedding ring on it.

3) Whack off a sensitive part of your anatomy.

2) Whack off a sensitive part of your spouses anatomy.

All the above are things I have reported on people doing. Those are all good, solid, (un)likely to work ways to show love. But the #1 sure fire way to prove your love?

First, let's set the scene; there are several miles between you and your loved one. You do not have a car. For that matter, you don't have a license. It seems you have 2 options; public transport or doing your visiting by phone.

Or, if you REALLY love her...

the number one way to show your love...

1) every time you want to visit her, steal a car. 24 times, to be exact...