Need a job?

How about an easy job. It just involves walking. Well...and wearing leather. But walking in leather isn't that hard, is it? Unless, of course, you are not exactly walking on a road or smooth surface. It could be a little more difficult. For example, the job offer involving walking in leather is searching for a "trampling dominatrix" to walk on...or trample...other people. Who wouldn't want a job "utilising the skills of domination and trampling"?

And in further news, no, I am not sure how you develop skills of domination. Trampling is easy...just attend a couple soccer riots.