If you want to remain married, I suggest you retain your horse

Rushud Saliev has a problem. He lost his horse. That is not such a big problem...the real problem is he loves his wife who is going to leave him unless he gets his horse back.

This presents certain difficulties. First off, the horse was confiscated by the police. Well, okay, we can probably stop right there....just a hunch, but had you not been using the horse to steal wood then the police might not have lost your horse in a first place. For future thought, should you have a wife you love and just need to stay warm...there MIGHT be an activity I could suggest that would provide the warmth you needed the wood to provide.