What's funnier that a double-murder (allegedly)?

Noted pop culture follower that I am, you know I have been glued to every second of coverage over where Anna Nicole would (will?) be buried, who the father is, and so forth. (editors note; previous sentence contains lies. Lots of them)

In other news I am deeply interested in what all the various alleged fathers think about there being so many alleged fathers. (Editors note: previous statement also contains lies. Particularly the words "deeply" and "interested")

On the bright side, a new fatherhood claim has been entered, and this one does interest me. Not because I think it is important, has meaning, legitimacy, or for any other reason than pure comedic value (yes, I find comedy in an (alleged) double murderer entering a case of an alleged double murder case (some nutjobs...err, interested pop culturists have postulated that Anna Nicole's son AND she herself were whacked by various people) and making claims)

But my favorite part of OJ claiming he might be the father of Anna Nicole's baby is this blast:

Pardo told the New York Post: 'He (OJ) said he knew Anna Nicole pretty well, and he said he had slow-moving sperm, and he might be the father.

"slow moving sperm". that line was just so good I had to see it again. This just goes to show that through it all Oj has not lost his sense of humor (see also his "Juiced" 'reality' show where he tried to sell his white Bronco with a bloody glove, his creative 'fiction' about how the murders would have went had he done them *wink, wink*, and the slow sperm comedic maneuver. Pure genius.




What is even worse is I legitimately laughed when I heard that line. I am a bad, bad person.