The real reason we don't eat dog meat

In certain circles you will hear a lot of jokes when cats or dogs go missing, often directed towards the Asian population. This says a lot about many different people but at the root is one simple difference; "we" reputedly don't eat dogs, "they" reputedly do. Then again, "we" have Jefferey Dahmer, so I am not real sure who comes out ahead of this equation.

Of course, it also has not been too many weeks since Texas was in the news for having their annual rattle snake hunt and gorgefest, another food I find repulsive.

So if we eat people and snakes and buffalo gonads why don't we eat dogs? Probably because sometimes dogs eat penises after jealous wives whack them in the middle of the night.