Tenant (T): "Hi"
Officer (O):"Hi. We have reports of a foul odor emanating from your apartment." (screws up nose in disgust) "And it seems there is some accuracy to it."
(T) Come on in and see why.
(O) It seems to be coming from under that pile of clothes on the floor. Are they yours?
(T) no, they belong to my roommate.
(O) Oh, okay. Can I speak with your roommate?
(T) If you wish.
(O) Okay, where are they?
(T) Under those clothes.
(O)
(T) Of course.
(O) I think I need you to come down to the station with us.
Hmm...I wonder why they don't want to reveal her "reasons". Really, how many reasons could you have for keeping your dead roommate on the living room floor under a pile of clothes? Was she not paying her share of the rent and you were going to hold the body ransom for rent payments from the parents? Was it a science experiment to see if rats and maggots would appear? Were you a necrophiliac? Or did you just enjoy the aroma?
1 comment:
OK - this is almost as good as the hand from the stripper story. Ugh.
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