Bao is a good man anyway. That ever popular and useful Guiness Book of World Records says he is the tallest living human being (7'9" tall). Some people of that stature would spend it playing basketball. Bao is better...he reaches down the throats of dolphins. Oh, not as a publicity stunt...they had swallowed some plastic and he was saving their lives with his extended reach.
But all was not good in the land of Bao. He was lonely. He searched for a bride. I would say he searched high and low but I have no clue about his drug habits so instead I will say the search spanned the globe. I am happy to report he found his match at last...in his home village. So at long last the world's tallest man is getting married.
See? Occasionally I CAN have a normal, happy, feel-good story.
4 years ago
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