A good lawyer is hard to find

Stephen Wenke ain't it.

"Lackey's lawyer, Stephen Wenke, stopped his client from saying more."


Much like folding is often the correct choice in poker, shutting your mouth is often the better choice.

I, however, am glad Rickey Lackey did not. Had he kept his mouth shut we would have been bereft of a great line which will doubtless enter the lexicon of all knowledgable pop-culturists. (Pursuant to an earlier post, that is how I plan people to read about me in 300 years: "early 21st century pop culturist Darth Weasel")

You see, it seems Mr. Lackey, uhm, shall we say...gets around? 6 women having babies by him. And he got loose the, "No, I be concubining," blast.

That is an instant classic. It is usable in so many ways. Imagine the scene: you walk into the restraunt, the hostess says, "2 tonight?"

And your rejoinder: "No, I be concubining. Better make it 6."

Or you are in a bar. "Oh, I am sorry, I did not realize you were with someone."
"Oh, it's okay...I be concubining. Sit down, sit down."

So many uses.

I should write more today, but not sure if I will because I be concubining.