Does the name "Lingering Limburger" scare you?

For some bizarre, inexplicable reason there are some males who take pride in being disgusting. For example, when a particularly raunchy blast from the past portion of your anatomy rings forth, sensible people try to blame someone else. However, some guys glory in it, celebrating each expulsion of malidiferous odors as if they had performed some marvelous feat.

In one case, his feat was so marvelous and so constant his gas-passing celebration actually got him banned from the pub...