Alabama has cousins that marry: what can Washington offer?

Life can be difficult. Sometimes you need a little edge to get ahead. So lets say you decide the edge you need is a little extra money. There are a lot of ways you could get it...you could....

- sell your baby. That seems to be working out well.
- sell marijuana to fund your bingo habit. Grandma liked it.
- learn to do great things like sell your wedding dress when you are spurned at the altar.

or you could do what Rosie Costello did...teach your kids to act like retards so they get extra social security money.

But I agree with you...the real idiots here are the social security people who paid the money, needing to see a video of the guy defending a traffic ticket to realize that oh...wait a second...this kid ain't a retard, not because he is defending a traffic ticket....because he apparently has a driver's license which, one would think, he got and a record of that is...oh, I don't know...on his social security record? Now how could a social security employee ever figure that one out?