Sex or death?

There are certain hints the shine be off the apple of marriage. Little things like fewer compliments, more nights out separately, and so forth. Of course, sometimes the hints are not so obvious.


Take, for example, the wife who wore high heels and a g-string in an attempt to get her husband to have sex with her. Now, contrary to stereotypes, not all men are sex-hungry raging hormones I must get laid now at all cost machines, and he proved it by not noticing.

So she took the only option available to her.


She stabbed him in the back. Apparently the heels threw off her balance or something because he was able to stop in at the cop shop for a chat before feeling the need to visit the fine physicians and the injuries were minor...but next time she wants some, he might think twice before he refuses to give it up. Just sayin'...