If I say...

-make me a sandwich and refuse, you know I will clock you with a microwave.

-bring me a drink and it is warm, I am gonna shoot ya.

-get a job then you are gonna burn my house down.

and now, a new entry to my retard of the week file,

If I say I wanna watch some tv program that I can't remember what was and you say you want to watch a different one, then of course I am gonna stab and bludgeon you to death, 81 year old Grandma. What a shock that this one, like the first 2, was alcohol related. I am reading too much of this stuff, I need a drink.