The world is much sadder today

http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/ap/nation/4052377.html
Not as sad as it will be after they fry the guy who waffled his woman with a microwave because she wouldn't heat up his sandwhiches...if he was from France, would that be considered a French fry? But to day is sad...
Let's revisit the scenario: rich dude gets divorced. Doesn't want to pay ex-wife 4 million. Is told to sell his 6.5 million dollar house. Knowing he would only have2 or 2.5 million left after the sale, considers options. Decides the BEST option is instead of selling the house, he will blow it up...with himself inside it.
Well, today...he died. That makes it harder to mock him. I mean, how can you possibly mock someone so unfortunate as to pass on 2. 5 million dollars (and living) in favor of dying with burns on 35% of your body?





Fortunately, it is easy to mock his estate which is being sued by people whose dwellings were harmed in his suicide.

1 comment:

Riot Kitty said...

He would have been much happier if he had just asked for a spanking!