this state worries me

You ever notice how people from various parts of the country sort of look alike? i mean, they take on certain characteristics...not universally true, but often enough that you can get away with the stereotype? For instance, you see an underweight blond with sort of beige skin, you automatically think "Californian with a fake-n-bake", you see a slightly heavyset, short girl with a raw nose, you think "Eskimo". (Man, I hope that stupid joke wasn't too obscure).
Well, Oregon REALLY scares me. Oregonians of course are noted for being pale due to the lack of sunshine. In fact, they are so slow, I assume sometimes they are invisible. this was confirmed by a roadsign. Either they think Oregonians are so pale they give no visibility...or else there are a lot of ghosts in oregon. How else do you explain all the road signs warning you to be careful of bikes with no riders?