Living in color

So often moralists (myself included) want it to be a black and white world...with no room for grey...or Asians or Hispanics, either. *rimshot* Yes, boys and grills, it is going to be that sort of day. Bad jokes aplenty. Racial jokes. And guess what? Although that one is mine, I heard much worse ones the other night on Last Comic Standing. I also heard penis jokes, prositution jokes, murder jokes, handicap jokes...and, to be honest, I laughed at most of them. I laughed at the Palestinians being good baseball pitchers because of 3000 years of rock throwing.
Apparently, some people want to take that away from me...and possibly the guilty pleasure of watching gorgeous women in bras (Desperate Housewife ads). But wait...that might be decent, so I still might get to watch that. But watching those same women go swimming might not...I am so confused. And you might be too...read this:
http://www.latimes.com/business/custom/cotown/la-fi-decency8jun08,1,4014132.story?coll=la-headlines-business-enter
Now see, there are a lot of things that occur on television that I find indecent. Fear Factor, for instance. The thrill of watching idiots consume flambed cow innards covered in live maggots I find reprehensible. Apparently, now, instead of just not watching it...maybe I should sue them for 3 million per episode for putting such indecency in front of me...I am going to be so rich...but wait...I am not the governement...and only they can decide what is decent and indecent...although, on the bright side, if you follow the news reports, they can do it retroactively...

Good news. I just remembered...we the people...a government of the people...so I am government. I am going to be rich...