Today's sign that the apocalypse is upon us

Having completed my final final for this term, I am engaged in one of my favorite stress-relieving activities...searching the web for fun, funny, strange, or just outright stupid stuff. And here is a smurf-diddily-urf-tastic dilly;

from Craigslist:this ad is actually posted


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no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
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2 comments:

Riot Kitty said...

I hope his or her spouse replies!

Unknown said...

I can't remember if I have told you about the add running on 860 right now for an "At home DNA test." Not sure if that kid is really yours? Buy our at home test kit and determine for sure if you will have to pay child support to that ho you were knocking boots with 10 months ago!