http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11961389/

Let's see, my license is outdated and the cops have stopped me. What should I do? I could....pay a fine. Nah, that's crazy. It seems much better to run into this mudhole and die of exposure. Genius. Next week, maybe I can head to Florida and have the cops authenticate my crack purchase...


"The guilty flee when no man pursueth"