sometimes the news is all you need

http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/news/wwn/20051209/113414040002.html
Now, far be it from me to laugh at the misfortunes of another...unless, of course, there is the slightest possibility I will find it funny, in which case the laughs come loud, fast, and often...but this is just awesome. Some days I am really glad to be me instead of thee, particularly when thee is he or she from this story...just don't read that last line aloud and we can all still be friends. Except you, the dude in the corner. You are my enemy for life, if I live that long.