Another random and possibly pointless post

Oh, wait, did I say possibly? I really meant probably and possibly even definitely. But hey...I am here, so here goes nothing. Which is similar to what people say when I announce I am about to tell a joke. "Well, here goes nothing" they say, and when I am done telling it, and nobody laughs, but they thank me for telling it anyway, I just smile and say, Oh, don't worry, it was nothing.
You see, I have this invisible friend who sits on my shoulder. He is a ventriloquist, and often when people think I am speaking, it is actually him. Of course, referring to him simply as "him" does not give you much information, so I will try to help you out a little bit. What does he look like? He's invisible, so naturally, his appearance is hard to describe. He is about this tall, weighs about as much as this, and his favorite activity is going wherever I go and doing pretty much what I do. His name is "Nothing".
So you think this is all just a joke? Don't worry, it was nothing.