Good to see people are stupider than I gave them credit for

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8973962/
When I was still preparing to do stand-up, I did a series of jokes on my money making scheme; this is nowhere near exact quotes, but set the scene. Me with Mike in hand, sweat on forehead, desperate to make people laugh, blinded by the light...and scene.
"I have an exciting line of greeting cards I have been working on. It is for segments of the population that have been overlooked. Stuff like, 'Congratulations! You got straight F's', then on the inside it says 'You have job security. No matter how bad the economy gets McDonalds is always Hiring" or Congratulations on your Divorce! and other similar overlooked segments of the greeting card market. I work for Bathroommark, just down the hall from another card company." Obviously those were not real lines because even I don't find them funny, but that gives you the gist of what I was doing.
Let me emphasize, it was a joke...it was for humor value. Just as I don't find the above two cracks funny, nor do I think the creator of a line of cards for adulterers funny when she says
"Gallagher said. “So I thought, ‘Oh, my gosh, what better can you do than give someone your sentiments in a greeting card? How special is that?’”
Or, "After two years of market research revealed an unfilled need, she said,"
Now, maybe I am just bitter because I was stupid enough to stick with someone through 5 (known) affairs. Or maybe I just have some sense of propriety and integrity.
Integrity? Ha! If you plan to get it on with people other than your spouse then maybe you should not get married. And, general rule of thumb here...if you have to keep an activity secret, the odds are you have a guilty conscience about it and recognize the wrongness.
When you set out on a course that can only end badly with great hurt for numerous people, I see nothing about which I can say "how special is that?" I CAN, however, say the author of that comment is special. And I mean that in the meanest, most un-pc way possible. She is an idiot and a jack-smurf who, yes, is "just a businesswoman", but is a businesswoman with the same code of ethics as JP Morgan or any of the other robber barons. People who choose to make money off other people's misery are absolute scum.
And with all the kindness of my heart, let me say I hope her husband is her first customer.