I decided to become rich and famous. Sadly, I then learned to become rich and famous you need some sort of combination of hard work and talent. Possessing none of the latter and little inclination for the former, I decided to create a new path. Of course, ironically, that led to a need to do some research which bears a close resemblance to work.
Well, my research managed to turn up an occupation that inevitably leads to both wealth and fame. As a bonus, it often leads to many hot women being deeply infatuated and willing to do almost anything for the man who successfully takes this route. There is a downside, but it is minor. Well, not minor, but it takes a while before you have to pay the price.
So let me introduce my new occupation...I am now the leader of a cult. I expect to be wallowing in the benefits soon...beautiful women, hot cars, loyal and stupid followers, and more mansions than I know what to do with.
You think I am kidding, but look at some of those who have chosen this career. The Rajneesh Puram had more Rolls Royces than I have hairs on my head. Heavens Gate was able to travel across the country on a whim...and even fly across the galaxy on a flying saucer! (If you are offended by tasteless jokes about idiots committing suicide you should probably stop reading now and go back to your normally scheduled programming because it is only going to get worse from here.)
David Koresh had enough money to have his own compound, numerous vehicles and expensive weapons. Judging by the number of children our beloved government served up as Crispy Critters, he and his lieutenants must have done okay in the beautiful women department as well.
Jim Jones was able to take an extended vacation in an exotic foreign local. He even had a liquid and lead buffet for all his followers. Monetary success was his and fame? Have you ever heard the phrase, "They are drinking the koolaid" leveled at mindless followers? That is from Jim Jones baby!
So as we clearly see, the cult leader gets it all. Money, fame, and girls. I mentioned a downside earlier...well, it is only a downside if you consider death or imprisonment to be a downside. If I recall correctly, the Rajneesh only got deported, so sometimes it works out even better.
Now that I have chosen my path to glory it becomes time to choose a cult to lead. This is where it gets difficult. So much has already been done.
Religious whacko? Nope. Jim Jones and the Rajneesh have that covered. New age god? Nope, again...the Rajneesh has been their. Resurrected beliefs? Ah, David Koresh beat me to it. Alien worshiper? Nope, Heaven's Gate cornered that market. Outlandish conspiracy theories? Khoresh, Heavens Gate. Farming Community? Rajneesh. See what I mean? All the good ideas are taken.
Until now.
I am going to start a cult of recreation. We will spend all day watching movies, playing video games, sports, board games, etc. Nights are reserved for enjoying singing, bonfires, music, and...well, for lack of a more explicit term, sex.
I see this as the perfect cult. You give me your money, your beautiful women, and go play. When the government gets close, you whack yourselves while I flea to a Carribean Isle, preferably with one or two of my "inner circle"...which no doubt is a euphimism for the girls who make miniskirts and stilettoes such a buzzword. Your lives are a small price to pay for my happiness.
So sign on now before I get famous. Be one of the first ones to enter my cult.
Now to think of a name...all the good ones are taken...
Planning Summerfield
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We are playing Summerfield. It is a pretty soft course, looks like a 116
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