Today's Smurf Report

There are a lot of things wrong with the world today. Perhaps the most serious obstacle to a truly happy world population is the dearth of news about the Smurfs since their cartoon went off the air a couple decades ago. We, the staff of the Invincible Smurf writings therefore feel it is our job, our goal, our mission, yes, our very purpose for living to scour the globe in search of smurf news, smurf sightings, and smurfy attempts to smash the smurfy record for most smurfs gathered in place such as the recent Croation record attempt. Unfortunately for their desire to enter the Guinness Book of World Records for having the most smurfs in one place, even more losers in Warwick had the same idea...that is just not smurfy!